In other news, the picture below recently surfaced and has brought to light some questions about Brian Szajna's man crush on star shortstop Aaron Dolan. Brian has closed his eyes to feel the immaculate presence of Dolan as he turns two by himself. One can only imagine what is going through Szajna's mind as he gets a first hand look (if he ever opens his eyes) at perfection.
|Brian Szajna's thoughts: "I am not worthy to glance upon your eminence."|